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Tom M
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| 04 Jan 2010 03:08 PM |
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Interesting review of last year by Dave Barry I need to take up hiking the Appalachian trail. |
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But a Constitution of Government once changed from Freedom, can never be restored. Liberty, once lost, is lost forever.
John Adams, letter to Abigail Adams, July 17, 1775 |
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Wags
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| 04 Jan 2010 11:13 PM |
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Tom, My wife and I were going to divorce, but, we both decided we didn't want to make the other that happy  . After 42 years, im not hiking anywhere ! |
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Wags
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| 04 Jan 2010 11:15 PM |
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Not sure this is the right place for this, but it did make me smile. What the heck is going on? We hear about this kind of "stuff" more and more.. Is it stress ?
McNuggets Rage
Cops: Woman put fist through drive-thru window over chicken beef
JANUARY 4--Meet Melodi Dushane. Angered that Chicken McNuggets were not available at an Ohio McDonald's, the Toledo woman allegedly put her fist through the eatery's drive-thru window. The January 1 McNuggets rage incident resulted in Dushane, 24, being arrested for felony vandalism and booked into the Lucas County jail, where the below mug shot was snapped. According to a Toledo Police Department report, Dushane pulled up to the drive-thru window Friday at 6:20 AM and ordered "Chicken McNuggets and other dinner items." When informed that McDonald's stopped serving dinner selections at 2:30 AM, Dushane began arguing with employee Melissa Vasquez. At one point, Dushane "leaned out of her car, into the window, and punched Melissa in her mouth," cops reported. When night manager Tia Walker appeared at the window, Dushane took a swing at her, prompting a tussle. When the women separated, Dushane "then punched the drive through window, breaking it" and sending glass flying everywhere. The scene of the alleged chicken crime can be seen here, thanks to Google's Street View feature. Dushane, next due in court on January 28, has been ordered to stay away from the fast food outlet. Last March, a Florida woman was arrested after she called 911 three times to complain that a McDonald's was out of Chicken McNuggets. "This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one," Latreasa Goodman told a police operator. (4 pages)
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Wags
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| 04 Jan 2010 11:32 PM |
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Didn't Seinfeldt do an episode on this topic?
Brazilian environmentalists tell residents to urinate in shower to save water
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| Environmentalists in Brazil are urging the country's residents to urinate in the shower while washing themselves, to help conserve water and save the rainforest. Television ads being aired in the country claim that by doing so, the nation could save over 1,000 gallons of water per household each year.
SOS Mata Atlantica ran the ad campaign in an attempt to use comedy to get people to reduce the amount of water they use. "[The ad is] a way to be playful about a serious subject," said Adriana Kfouri, a spokesperson for Atlantica.
The animated ad narrated by children shows people, including a trapeze artist, an alien and dancers, all taking a shower while at the same time, urinating in it. The ending of the ad then states, "Pee in the shower! Save the Atlantic rainforest!"
Ken Livingstone, former mayor of London, England, proposed a similar campaign in 2006. He said urine should be classified as a "green waste" and that "there is no earthly reason that you need to flush the loo if you have merely urinated. That's a huge saving of water."
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Wags
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| 04 Jan 2010 11:38 PM |
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Anyone else think perhaps we need to thin the herd a little?
Man decides to clean with gasoline while smoking |
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Ernest Krajniak from Chilton, Wisconsin in the United States has been charged with arson after a lit cigarette ignited gasoline soaked clothes, setting his apartment ablaze.
On Friday April 3, Krajniak, 47, cleaned his entire apartment with about five gallons of gasoline, wiping everything down with the soaked clothes. After he was finished, he piled the soaked clothes in the center of his bedroom, lit a cigarette and then threw what was left of the still lit cigarette, into the pile.
Krajniak never called the fire department and never pulled the alarm. Instead he yelled 'fire' a few times then walked to the police station where an ambulance took him to a local hospital for the treatment of minor burns. The fire department later arrived to put out the blaze and his apartment was extensively damaged with smoke damage throughout the whole building. 11 other apartments were also damaged, leaving the occupants without a place to stay for at least a week.
"I should have never used that," said Krajniak during a court appearance on Monday. He admitted to knowing that gasoline was highly flammable. He was arrested and his bond has been set a US$2,500. Krajniak's next court appearance is scheduled for Monday, April 13. According to WISinfo.com, Krajniak has no prior criminal record.
The careless smoking of cigarettes has been blamed for thousands of fires across the U.S. In January 2008, an unnamed elderly woman in Buffalo, New York was receiving oxygen for medical problems in her home and lit a cigarette and began to smoke it. The oxygen coming from her mask then facilitated the ignition of her clothing, setting her on fire.
In the U.S. in 2002, only 4% of all residential fires were reportedly caused by smoking materials. These fires, however, were responsible for 19% of residential fire fatalities and 9% of injuries. The fatality rate due to smoking is nearly four times higher than the overall residential fire rate; injuries are more than twice as likely. Forty percent of all smoking fires start in the bedroom or living room/family room; in 35% of these fires, bedding or upholstered furniture are the items first ignited.
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Tom M
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| 04 Jan 2010 11:59 PM |
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"After 42 years, im not hiking anywhere !" Can I borrow your boots, then? You're done with 'em. Heh |
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But a Constitution of Government once changed from Freedom, can never be restored. Liberty, once lost, is lost forever.
John Adams, letter to Abigail Adams, July 17, 1775 |
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Wags
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| 05 Jan 2010 02:11 PM |
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Anytime you want Tom  .. one size fit all? |
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Tom M
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| 05 Jan 2010 02:50 PM |
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Yeah, Wags, but I'll be needing arch support, if you know what I mean.... |
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But a Constitution of Government once changed from Freedom, can never be restored. Liberty, once lost, is lost forever.
John Adams, letter to Abigail Adams, July 17, 1775 |
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Wags
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| 05 Jan 2010 08:27 PM |
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Hope it's not inserts...gulp...  |
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Wags
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| 05 Jan 2010 08:37 PM |
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Tell me there isn't romance in America
The Government Can:
Iowa Man Spells Out Wife's Birthday Message in Manure
Updated: Tuesday, 05 Jan 2010, 11:05 AM EST Published : Tuesday, 05 Jan 2010, 8:24 AM EST
By myFOXDetroit.com Staff
ZWINGLE, Iowa - Ask this Iowa wife is she got the perfect birthday present and she'll tell you her hubby "dung good."
Carole and Dick Kleis live together on their eastern Iowa farm. This year for her birthday, Dick used more than 120,000 pounds of manure to spell out a special message. It basically says 'Happy Birthday, Love You,' but in shorthand.
And it only took three hours to spell it all out in a stinky, but mushy way.
"It's not hard," said Kleis. "Any manure will work but the good, soft, gushy, warm stuff works the best. It kind of melts the snow."
Carole say Dick's birthday is in May and she's already thinking of ways to beat out his gift. |
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Wags
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| 05 Jan 2010 08:50 PM |
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My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accomodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Moly, my dog is a Democrat!
Thats funny I don't care who you are :)
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Tom M
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| 05 Jan 2010 10:05 PM |
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Posted By Wags on 05 Jan 2010 02:27 PM
Hope it's not inserts...gulp...
I've been hearing about the pump up kind... |
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But a Constitution of Government once changed from Freedom, can never be restored. Liberty, once lost, is lost forever.
John Adams, letter to Abigail Adams, July 17, 1775 |
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Wags
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Lenny E
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| 08 Jan 2010 03:39 AM |
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Wags, Funny comparison of the AK, AR and Mosin nagant, Since you are familiar with the M-16 (AR-15 in civilian mode) You will get a kick out of this. As an AK and Mosin Nagant owner, it had me in stitches. See Here. |
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Wags
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| 08 Jan 2010 04:17 AM |
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He feels about his Mosin as I feel about the M-14...dang I wish I had an extra $2500 to get one.. aw well..mini 14 is fun to shoot, even if its not a 7.62 ( shoulda got the Mini 30 sigh....) Funny cause its mostly true ! Thanks Lenny |
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David Gerard
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| 08 Jan 2010 04:30 AM |
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Wags, i'm ready to see what the hell you look like  Or else I remember you as Garfield in Bunnt slippers |
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| insomnia crossed with dyslexia and atheist beliefs may lead one to lay awake all night wondering if there really is a "Dog" |
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Lenny E
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| 08 Jan 2010 10:26 PM |
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Hi David, Wags is seldom seen. He is one of the wisest of the wise in decorative surfacing circles and is known as Obi "Wags" Kenobi. See pix below. A jovial fellow, whose eyes echo decades of surfacing experience.  Wags, All joking and kidding aside, I admire the M-14 too. Id take it any day over the M-16. They say the big M-14 round was uncontrollable in fulll auto, but I say, it just takes a little training. Also they had the select fire thingee (3 round bursts) which helps control. Im very sad that the US govt didnt offer the M-14 to the CMP (civilian marksmanship program) like they did with the M-1 and M-1 carbine. They sold them to other nations or cut them up rather than sell them to American citizens. What a waste! Well we can always buy an M-1A (expensive semi auto version)  |
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Wags
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| 08 Jan 2010 11:42 PM |
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I have to agree that in full auto it is a handful. I had a selector on mine. When I was on hill 881 S it was covered with mud and muck, I had to use my foot to chamber a round, damn thing fired every time. I can't tell you how many jammed M16 we found after the smoke cleared.. If you ran out of ammo at least you had a heck of a club, M 16 you had nothing.. May their souls rest in heaven... Last few months in country I had the option of getting an M 16.. no thanks.. I kept my 14. David I have a face for radio  .. and I ride a geezer glide, there's a reason for that ! |
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Norm Walters
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| 09 Jan 2010 01:17 AM |
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Wags, with the advent of the forward assist I think the problem with the M16 was fixed, M16A2? |
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Lenny E
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| 09 Jan 2010 01:28 AM |
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Norm, M-16s even with the fix reek. drop them in the mud.they dont function , unlike an AK, Mosin or M-14. If someone shoots at me from a quarter mile away with a M-16, I will sit 1/2 mile back with a M-14 (or a mosin) and gently clip hairs off thier head giving them a new hair style like this. Of course Ive always been a kinder gentler type guy.  Norm, Have you bever fired a M-14? Ive shot both the 16 and the 14. No comparison, the 16 is a piece of crap- give me the 14 any day. |
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