Ask Michael Vick 

Gene, how about the Rocky and Bullwinkle show? This guy is realy smart.

I bumped into this "tweener" (in between legal sizes for harvest) on my way through the woods the other night.

Is that a Moose with lipstick?   the Rocky bullwinkle show...ahhhhhhhhmemories...i remember Underdog and sweet polly purebread came on after

David...i gotta come to Alaska to see ya...youse guys out there must love it...i was wondering if palin and McCain win...and the outdoorsman husband hasta live in Washington DC...hes gonna hate it...i can see it now a big moose head in front of the white house...snowmobling down the streets and up the stairs of the lincoln memorial....
 fishing in the waters that drifted down from jersey

hes gonna be a nagging and bored wifethats like that crocodile dundee movie...just like you Crocodile David in New York...whatta movie....just like mY cousin Vinny in Alaska....

I waited all summer for ya.                                 If I lived in the city...man would I be an easy target.  I wouldn'ld be grabbin old ladies by the crotch though

I have seen 20 moose so far an none are harvestable so I get to sit in the woods and practice song lyrics in my head....till the voices start.

Is that the problem?