I will concede, a fake story that I did not check out before posting.

... but I still like it!

Another oldie...

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If you consider that there have been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theater of operations during the past 22 months, and a total of 2112 deaths, that give a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000 soldiers.
 
The firearm death rate in Washington DC is 806 per 100,000 for the same period.
 
That means you are about 25 per cent more likely to be shot and killed in the US Capital which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the US, than you are in Iraq.
 
Conclusion:  The US should pull out of Washington.


Jus' sayin'