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FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment
And said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up.
The husband said, 'Who was that?' The wife said, 'I don't know,
Some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.'
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SECOND DEGREE
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on
The sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the
Mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.' The second blonde
Says, 'Here, let me see!' So the first blonde hands her the compact.
The second one looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'
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THIRD DEGREE
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her,
So she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment
Unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him
In the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry.
She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,
She is overcome with grief.
She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'
The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'
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FOURTH DEGREE
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, 'Go ahead, and ask me, I know all of them.'
A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?'
The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy: W.'
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FIFTH DEGREE
What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
'Is it mine?'
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SIXTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
Ransacked and burglarized.
She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit,
patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the
blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog,
Then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my
possessions stolen.
I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman.'
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Did you hear about the two blonds that froze to death at the Drive in? They went to see "Closed for the season"

These 2 girls were walking down the banks of a river, each was on a different side.  The Red head yells over to the blond "hey, how do I get to the other side?"   the blond replies  "don't be stupid.. you are on the other side!"

As a blonde, I resent these types of jokes.

You shouldn't make fun of a person because of the color of their skin. 

Gordon:

Nor should you make fun of a person for the thickness of their skin.

Gordon, the fabnet is an equal-opportunity offender. Have you noticed how acceptable it is for guys to make jokes about Val having smacked Andy in the eye on the other thread?

If Val were pictured with a black eye, not a single guy on this board would even hint at a joke that Andy smacked her. Why not? It isn't funny.

Apparently jokes about violence by women against men is socially acceptable, while jokes about violence against women by men are not. Remember John Wayne Bobbitt of severed penis fame? Had Mr. Bobbitt severed the breast of his wife, I'm absolutely certain it would not have been Leno material as was Mr. Bobbitt's predickiment.

Sexism rears it's ugly head,

Joe